Tumblrfem: Kill all men! If you’re a cisman, you should just kill yourself. Misandry 4 life.
Man: What the hell is your problem?
Tumblrfem: Aw, did I hurt your fragile fee-fees? You whiny little dudebros cry over everything. Your delicious male tears sustain me.
*earlier that day*
Tumblrfem: A STRANGER ON THE STREET JUST TOLD ME THAT I LOOK PRETTY WHEN I SMILE. I WILL NEVER, EVER RECOVER FROM THIS TRAUMATIC EVENT. *sobs uncontrollably*
Water speakers are by far the dumbest thing I have ever seen but y’all idiots just keep buying them because
Oh wow pretty colors